THE EMO PHASE
Why is the world against you? You’d show them all just how great you are if you could! You’ve never fit in with the traditional crowd, even when you were little. Sure, you might be a touch awkward or anti-social, but it’s not like you’re some boring drone who just punches the clock of life. You love a chance to get outside and while you jump at the chance for a good competition, you don’t always play well with others. You can be stubborn, but your close friends understand the special snowflake that is you. You don’t chase trends, you’re comfortable just being you. There are many ways to do things and you’re just as likely to drive off-road to get to your destination as follow Waze. You know what? Screw Waze. It made you take that impossible left turn that one time. Just don’t get so mad you throw you phone into the sun.